As a recovering video game addict, this disturbs me.  Greatly.

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/issue/040517/whispers/17whisplead_2.htm

scroll down to “The Google Terrorist”.

1) We need to send the White House a nice video game console

(wait, already done: http://www.evilninja.net/buybush.htm.  I guess it didn’t work.  Either that, or the game was instrumental in planning our campaign over there.  Think about it.  In a video game, the war is over when you win, after that you just see the credits and maybe an easter egg.)

2) One day last April, huh?  Me thinks someone’s April Fool’s joke got way out of hand.