Last one, for now! (That’s a threat, not a promise).
THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM.
IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY,
THIS IS ONLY A TEST
THIS IS ONLY A TEST

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY BROADCASTING SYSTEM.
IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY,
IT WOULD BE TOO LATE,
IT WOULD BE TOO LATE,
IT WOULD BE TOO LATE.